Senarai Lawak Jenaka untuk Menghiburkan Customer Bila Takde Idea nak Borak Apa.
Linkman @ Azman Consultation
Updated: Fri 19/Jun/2020 2:59pm [Last Comment]
Hari ini saya kena start topik baru. Sebab saya dah mula lupa lawak2 yg saya dengar sejak sekolah dulu... ada banyak yg berkualiti tinggi.. melepasi piawaian antarabangsa thehe.. so kena simpan.. manalah tahu kena mengayat 'seseorang' satu hari nanti..

Memang lawak ni nampak mcm takde guna.. tapi saya dapati bila kita deal dgn customer sekali sekala kalau masukkan lawak boleh break the ice dan menjadi friendly.. tapi jangan la dok melawak sepanjang masa nanti dilabel 'clown' pulak..

Lawak 1
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Inilah tahun pertama saya tak melancong ke luar negara sebab PKP Covid.. Tahun-tahun sebelumnya sebab takde duit thehe...

Lawak 2
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Barangsiapa Yg berada di masjid dari terbitnya fajar sehingga menyinsing nya matahari dari atas kepala.. maka.. kemungkinan besar dia tertidur di masjid dan terkunci didalamnya thehe...

lawak2 lain akan menyusul... kalo tuan/puan ada nak tambah.. sila kan le...

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1. Linkman - Sat 20/Jun/2020, 10:48am
cerita kelakar..
Isteri muda: sakit dan selalu tak boleh pergi kerja sbb MC
Bomoh: hmm.. ini buatan orang... takpe saya ada penawarnya dan pengerasnya adalah.... sekian sekian..

3 bulan kemudian Isteri Muda jumpa bomoh dan marah2 .. kenapa awak kata buatan orang.. doktor kata saya ni pregnant.. tu je.. takde masalah hasad dengki sesiapa pun...

Bomoh: sebab tu la saya kata buatan orang.. itu perbuatan suami puan lerrr....  
2. Linkman - Wed 23/Mar/2022, 9:26am
''change cannot be given to you everytime.. you must bring the change''

- life changing quote by ramachandran..

who is ramachandran?
he is a bus conductor from shah alam to kotaraya..

now read again the quote!!
dapat tak thehe...  
3. Linkman - Thu 24/Mar/2022, 8:48pm
To some.. Marriage is a word
To others.. it is a sentence

- quote power yg kelakar.. -
thehe...  
4. Linkman - Tue 3/May/2022, 2:49pm
Behind every successful man, there is one women!
(and behind every failed man, there are two women :-)

lawak sungguh quote nih.. tak tahu siapa yg modified thehe..  

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